Thursday, March 15, 2007

I just saw a commercial for the U.S. Army that claimed "There is nothing stronger than an Army soldier."

That's ridiculous. Your average army soldier is stronger than me, sure, but not stronger than anything. An elephant, for instance. You can pick anyone in the U.S. Army and put that person up against an average elephant in a weight-lifting competition, and I will put my money on the elephant every time.